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The future of Britain? #Islamification #Rant #NoNotReally

Newsquizislamification by Bbc Radio 4, The News Quiz, 091002  
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Just a short snippet from Radio 4's The News Quiz, in the week it was announced the BNP would be appearing on BBC's 'Question Time', and the excellent Mark Steel on the 'Islamification of Britain'. 

Snipped from the Podcast (I'm only just catching up - and having a hell of a giggle), which you can grab from the BBC's website here.

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A brief bit of A Brief History of Timewasting. Linda Smith. Legend.

Linda Smith's A Brief History Of Time Wasting - A Little Excerpt by Linda Smith  
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If there was one comedian who just oozed charm and pleasure, it was Linda Smith. Pure wit.  This is from 'A Brief History of Timewasting', which I stuck this on earlier today while getting some paperwork out of the way, and after two episodes had flown by (and the work all done) I was still giggling; this is just a little 'musical' out-take from one of the episodes.  I don't think you can buy this any more (I certainly haven't seen a copy of it, and a quick run through the BBC Store and Amazon doesn't turn it up), but they do re-play it on BBC Radio 7 from time to time, and both series are well worth a listen IMO. 

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A little trip into the countryside

I managed to spend all of yesterday behind the screen, beating my head against the table trying to get a tedious, repetitive job done; so today I decided to at least pop out for a couple of hours and get some fresh air as a break from the job (which is nearly done- Yey!).

Destination: D. Sansom & Sons' Nine Wells Watercress Farm, Whitwell, Herts, SG4 8JP. 

           
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Don't ask me why, but the name came up in conversation a couple of days ago, and with Watercress being damn expensive in the supermarkets, and me with a couple of hours to waste, I thought I'd 'pop' over there for a bit of a gander... and it's amazing.  The farm nestles between the hills behind Luton airport, but somehow manages to escape pretty much all noise from the planes.  The beds are fed by (surprise surprise) nine wells, and the brothers who run the place still do everything the old-fashioned way - sliced and bundled by hand; I'm not sure much has changed in the last 100 years.  It's all sold direct from their barn, alongside a variety of other vegetables, which I assume are also local (I forgot to ask).  What was initially a bit strange was the constant flow of people who are travelling out into the middle of nowhere, navigating all those windy little lanes, tractors and horse riders (all of which brings travel speeds right the way down to London levels) to pop into the barn by the beds and grab some of this stuff by hand - but I can see why. Their product is absolutely brilliant. The demand for Watercress has one up massively recently (ah... another 'super-food') but this stuff just seems to be a step up (so far - we've only nibbled one bundle :)).

Anyway - work calls again, but if you ever fancy a bit of a weird trip back in time, tradition and even partly in language, drop by if you're passing.  They do some pretty mean little pumpkin/squashes... Next time I'm around there, I'll investigate the rest of their stock :).


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The Semicolon. As I search for the answer, Irvine Welsh so nearly solves it. So nearly.

I use it. I've no feelings about it - it's just there. People actually get worked up about that kind of shite, do they? I don't fucking believe it. They should get a fucking life or a proper job. They've got too much time on their hands, to think about nonsense.

Irvine Welsh

Nabbed from The End of the Line?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/apr/04/france.britishidentity

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Mucking around with #Audiotool from hobnox.com. Uh. That'll be fun :) (Trying Again! Work Video...)

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Well, this was a hell of a lot of fun :). I'm not really from the step-sequencer age of electronic music. Even when I tried FruityLoops (sorry, FL Studio), it left me in a bit of a lather of confusion with its piano roll editor and little lights. But I have always missed the immediacy of plugging a few bits of gear together, launching up a basic sequencer, and just plugging straight away at it (I've had a little experience of this with my Korg Triton and some other MIDI hardware - it's very immediate).  So this was an absolute pleasure.


Hobnox.com's Audiotool is a bit of a revalation. There's no comment here on sound quality, because I've just mucked around with it for 20 minutes, and the UI is so gorgeous, I might be being swayed by that (but initial impressions were pretty good :)), but for pure immediacy, fun and giggles, this is an awesome bit of web-software.  We've only had VSTs on PC for 12 years, and 3rd party access has been around for around 10 years (and being honest, those early itterations of plugins were appalling - it's probably in the last 5 years that computer processing power has been up to the task of large numbers of instances of really great hardware emulations running concurrently).

But this is all in a web browser.

In Flash.

And it's just. so. FUN :).

The first couple of instruments show the Tenori-on styled player going through Gates+Bit Crusher (for one) and Reverb, Pitched Delay and another Bit Crusher for the other. There's a little TR-808-style drum machine next, then the TR-909, and finally the TB-303. What I really liked though was the inclusion of a Side-Chain compression 'pedal' - you can hear silly, extreme use at the end.  There's so much more to muck around with in Audiotool, but for videos, I have mail-attachement limits :).

So, I highly recommend you go and muck around with this - the UI is great (if a little picky), and its immediacy is hard to match.  Oh - and just remember to connect cables to the output module! (Whoops - it does warn you though...)

PS - this is a first attempt at a Jing upload, so hopefully the video will work.

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The Roundhouse, Camden, and #Longplayer

                                             
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Yesterday so nearly didn't happen.  Last minute rehearsals had been arranged, and perhaps a 2 hour gap had been squeezed in for a break, but then due to random events - the whole day cleared up!  So, yesterday, I was lucky enough to experience Longplayer Live - a 1000 minute section of a 1000 year long, non-repetative, generated piece of music played on Tibetan Singing Bowls for our pleasure at The Roundhouse, Camden.  Actually, I was even luckier (than what, I'm not sure ;)), and massive thanks to @Documentally for the ticket - it was more than gratefully received and enjoyed.

What was it like? It's hard to describe it without using the most popular words of yesterday, which seem to have been 'sonorous', 'mesmerising' & 'resonant', but the sound of apparently randomly timed outbursts and drones from (at any one time) around 12 of the singing bowls was, if anything, utterly captivating; this was the one thing I really wasn't sure the event would manage.  @StuartWitts did point out (amongst all his wisdom) that the procession of time was extremely difficult to gauge in there - certainly hours seemed to vanish into minutes, and if you left the round for a while, you could never be quite sure that anything had actually changed when you wondered back in.

But it certainly was magical.  There's tons of material out there from the days staging - a quick Twitter Search for #Longplayer, and a gander through @Documentally's Longplayer Posterous (live blogged on the day) will feed you some of the buckets on media that was pumped out on the day - there's plenty of audio, audioboos, video and stills if you fancy venturing into Longplayer (Flickr is also rammed with some of the most lovely photography I've seen in ages).

For me, I'm just glad that I managed to spend longer than the hour or two I might have had in a venue I love experiencing something totally new.  Marcus du Sautoy was, as expected, a joy to listen to - exceptionally happy I managed to catch his section in the talks.  Oh, And also to the lovely people who kept me entertained - thank you! See, it's dangerous for a musician to actually have a day off ;).

PS - my own flickr set, with the images from this post in high res, can be seen HERE!

 

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Text of Gordon Brown's statement on Alan Turing #BPark #PM

Thank you for signing this petition. The Prime Minister has written a
response. Please read below.

Prime Minister: 2009 has been a year of deep reflection – a chance for
Britain, as a nation, to commemorate the profound debts we owe to those who
came before. A unique combination of anniversaries and events have stirred
in us that sense of pride and gratitude which characterise the British
experience. Earlier this year I stood with Presidents Sarkozy and Obama to
honour the service and the sacrifice of the heroes who stormed the beaches
of Normandy 65 years ago. And just last week, we marked the 70 years which
have passed since the British government declared its willingness to take
up arms against Fascism and declared the outbreak of World War Two. So I am
both pleased and proud that, thanks to a coalition of computer scientists,
historians and LGBT activists, we have this year a chance to mark and
celebrate another contribution to Britain’s fight against the darkness of
dictatorship; that of code-breaker Alan Turing.

Turing was a quite brilliant mathematician, most famous for his work on
breaking the German Enigma codes. It is no exaggeration to say that,
without his outstanding contribution, the history of World War Two could
well have been very different. He truly was one of those individuals we can
point to whose unique contribution helped to turn the tide of war. The debt
of gratitude he is owed makes it all the more horrifying, therefore, that
he was treated so inhumanely. In 1952, he was convicted of ‘gross
indecency’ – in effect, tried for being gay. His sentence – and he
was faced with the miserable choice of this or prison - was chemical
castration by a series of injections of female hormones. He took his own
life just two years later.

Thousands of people have come together to demand justice for Alan Turing
and recognition of the appalling way he was treated. While Turing was dealt
with under the law of the time and we can't put the clock back, his
treatment was of course utterly unfair and I am pleased to have the chance
to say how deeply sorry I and we all are for what happened to him. Alan and
the many thousands of other gay men who were convicted as he was convicted
under homophobic laws were treated terribly. Over the years millions more
lived in fear of conviction.

I am proud that those days are gone and that in the last 12 years this
government has done so much to make life fairer and more equal for our LGBT
community. This recognition of Alan’s status as one of Britain’s most
famous victims of homophobia is another step towards equality and long
overdue.

But even more than that, Alan deserves recognition for his contribution to
humankind. For those of us born after 1945, into a Europe which is united,
democratic and at peace, it is hard to imagine that our continent was once
the theatre of mankind’s darkest hour. It is difficult to believe that in
living memory, people could become so consumed by hate – by
anti-Semitism, by homophobia, by xenophobia and other murderous prejudices
– that the gas chambers and crematoria became a piece of the European
landscape as surely as the galleries and universities and concert halls
which had marked out the European civilisation for hundreds of years. It is
thanks to men and women who were totally committed to fighting fascism,
people like Alan Turing, that the horrors of the Holocaust and of total war
are part of Europe’s history and not Europe’s present.

So on behalf of the British government, and all those who live freely
thanks to Alan’s work I am very proud to say: we’re sorry, you deserved
so much better.

Gordon Brown

If you would like to help preserve Alan Turing's memory for future
generations, please donate here: http://www.bletchleypark.org.uk/

Petition information - http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/turing/

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Sunset...

I'm sitting the garden of my local, awaiting the arrival of Anneliese and little Oscar. Surrounded by members of the local Running Club. Also members of the local Cricket club. It's 'fairly' busy...

Anyway... the end of a long day, and that sunset I mentioned on Twitter (http://www.twitter.com/RiddlerMusic ). I'd like to get them home, gimp them up (crop, colour balance etc) but this is a great excuse not to talk to sweaty people ;).  Actually, not something I'd normally avoid...

Too strange. Back to the Pint.

             
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Introducing Studio Dog #3 - Oscar.

And, of course, the ever present Scooby Doo. Yesterday was fairly well and truly flumoxed by appalling traffic, but they did manage to get up here for a few hours. A wonder round, atrip to the pub, a formal introduction to all the locals, and Oscar has experienced our madness for the first time :).

He is, of course, a little sweetie (unlike Doo and Rox, he is believed to be a pure Staffie) and has tiny little bitey bitey teeth (that he only occasionally used). He's got bollocks too (well, you can tell that from the photos ;)), and even 'tried' to stand up to the mighty Scooby Doo.

But we know who won that one :).

Right, back to trying to fix my PC. If anyone's in South West London tomorrow (Sunday), we're playing at the Lavender Hill Festival - a street party all along Lavender Hill from Clapham Junction onwards. We're on at around 2pm, towards the Eastern end of the road - and the whole thing is free... Do come along if you're free... apparently last year was a right laugh!

                             
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Ah,@Charonqc also after late one following #RiddlerRehearsal,me & towel :).Long live Towel Day in mem.Douglas Adams

Don't Panic...
 
There may be more sensible ways of celebrating the great man, but Towel Day will do. In memoriam Douglas Adams. Thanks for making my teenage years a hell of a lot funnier than they would have been :).  People should also remember the 42nd day of the year... February the 11th.  In the meantime, always remember where your towel is ;).  M
 
@CharonQC : http://charonqc.wordpress.com/2009/05/22/towel-day-in-memory-of-douglas-adams/
http://www.towelday.org/
 
 

   
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PS Incidentally, I did search out the most retro towel I could find. Thought it suitable. Definitely suited to close combat friction burns :). Shame about the photo (having seen it now :))

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